Parthemores in Poland

In the spirit of this post:  http://failblog.org/2011/10/19/epic-fail-photos-show-name-fail/, I present the banner for the local dog groomer.

It clearly states that they "style, cut, bathe."

On the subject of business names, I remember another one that stood out.  The Polish word for tires is "opony," so you'd see various signs advertising these along the road.  But my favorite tire franchise was called

OPONY EXPRESS

Excellent!