Parthemores in Poland

Some of these things wouldn't appeal to English-speaking customers:

"When you need a mutant and you need it fast, trust Mutant Express"

"Your best vacation starts at Krak Motel"

What?  Dog groomers give dogs style.

This is a billboard for an energy drink.  The Polish says "Black isn't the color, black is the power."  Pretty sure someone would get upset about that in the US.  

On a similar note, a few stores in Poznan sold a Spanish wine named "Curva."  In Polish, "kurwa" is like the F-word.  So, of course, people bought the wine for that very reason.  I'm pretty sure that the German wine "Gross" won't be coming to the US any time soon.